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About Us

Providers of sweary cards to the retail market


We supply cards to independent retailers and direct to customer.

Committed to quality


All our cards are produced in the UK and use FSC certified, 300 GSM card. They arrive with brown kraft envelopes, neatly packed in an acetate sleeve.

Our Story

Hi, My name is Hayley and I’m the human behind The Sweary Card Co.  Let me tell you where it all began…

My brother was passing out from his officer training in the Royal Navy and I wanted to get him a card. Not just any card, but specifically one that said “I always knew you’d work with seamen.” He’s gay, in case you didn’t get the gist of that.

That card didn’t exist, so I designed it instead.

Fast forward to September 2018 and I had a burst of creativity at about 11pm. I designed a handful of cards and put them out to the internet to see what response I would get. The feedback was great.

To cut a long story short, I booked a stand at a major trade show, with just 10 weeks to prepare and I actually pulled it off.

The Sweary Card Co now supplies to retailers all across the UK and sells worldwide through Etsy.

If you'd like a copy of our current brochure, drop us a line and we'll get one out to you straight away. 

Contact Us

The Sweary Card Co.

Cwmbran, Tor-Faen, Wales, United Kingdom

+44 (0) 7703051384


Open today

09:00 – 17:00

Monday - Friday: 9am - 5pm

Saturday: Closed

Sunday: Closed

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